четвъртък, февруари 12, 2009

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Trailing spaces - what are we coding for?
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score..
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are fixing for?

Another feature - another mindless crime.
Behind the deadline, wasting our time.
Hold the line!
Does anybody want to fix it anymore?
The Show must go on!
The Show must go on!
Inside the build is breaking,
My memory may be leaking,
But my smile, still, stays on!

Whatever happens, let's make the random tests.
Another stopper - another estimates.
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are fixing for?
I guess I'm learning
I must be senior now..
I'll soon be turning to get the bonus now.
Outside the dawn is breaking,
But inside in the dark I'm fixing this release!

The Show must go on!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
Ooh! Inside my build is breaking!
The memory may be leaking!
But my smile, still, stays on!
Yeah! oh oh oh

My Studio - painted like the wings of butterflies,
Manager's tales of yesterday, will grow but never die,
I can code, my friends!

The Show must go on! Yeah!
The Show must go on!
I'll face it with a grin!
I'm never giving in!
On with the show!

I'll top the bill!
I'll overkill!
I have to find the will to carry on!
On with the,
On with the show!

The Show must go on.

***

Another one breaks the build
Another one breaks the build
And another one shipped and another one gone
Another one breaks the build
Hey I'm gonna fix you too
Another one breaks the build

***

Mama, just broke the build
Put a fix without review
Submitted, now the screen is blue
Mama, workday had just begun
But now I've regressed and all the tests fail
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back out and fixed again tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

***

There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that fix our bugs yet slips away
from us

Who wants to fix forever
Who wants to fix forever....?

There's no specs for us
It's all triaged for us
This product has only a sweet feature set aside for us

Who wants to fix forever
Who wants to fix forever?

Who dares to code forever?
When features die

But touch my builds with your lips
Touch my logs with your fingertips
And we can code forever
And we can debug forever
Forever is our milestone
Who wants to fix forever
Who wants to fix forever?
Forever is our milestone

Who estimates forever anyway?

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